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IN THE TUBES: 2013′S GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS IS NIGH
THE TIME OF THE JUGGALOS IS LOOMING OVER THE HORIZON. Think of summer. You’re probably imagining popsicles, late nights filled with cold beers and good conversation with friends. Ice cream, cookouts,...
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#WWWTF: MAXIPADS WILL TAKE BLOOD, BUT NOT SH*T FROM HATERS
It all started with a 2012 Facebook post from everyman hero and teller-of-it-like-it-is Richard Neill. In his post, Neill admonishes Bodyform (a U.K. company that produces feminine hygiene products)...
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EXIT POLL: JACK DOING HOODRAT STUFF @ PETER’S PARK, SOUTH END 7.22.13
You in school? Yeah, I’m a senior at Weston High. What’s your favorite part of high schoool? I don’t know, probably being with my friends all the time. What’s the funniest thing to happen at Weston?...
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EXIT POLL: ISAAC JUST LAMPIN’ @ PETER’S PARK, SOUTH END 7.22.13
ISAAC, JUST LAMPIN’ @ PETER’S PARK, SOUTH END 7.22.13 I open the debate… The 2nd verse of New Slaves is the best rap verse of all time….meaning … OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF RAP MUSIC, PERIOD — KANYE...
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#TBT: LIDSVILLE WAS THE C-C-CRAZIEST, GOOD GOD
Let’s take it back, way back, to a magical time. A time of free living and free love, of casual racism and rampant recreational drug use. I am referring, of course, to the American television industry...
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IN THE TUBES: NEVERWET IS MOTHERF-CKING MAGIC
Though science still has a ways to go (vanquishing the common cold, love hotels on Mars, conquering gravity), there is exciting news in the “insane advances” field. We did it, everyone. We beat liquid....
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#TBT: YOUR GOTH PHASE
A couple weeks ago on #TBT, we looked fondly back on the middle-school scenesters that peopled Warped Tour and Hot Topic alike. The pop-punkers represent one important faction of ‘shitty people you may...
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INTERNET THING: THE NINETIES BUTTON
Don’t you want to unleash heaven?! It’s Monday. The week is already dragging. You got a little very much too drunk last night, and stayed up until 3 a.m. trying to remember how to make Chicken Kiev so...
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#WWWTF: THANK YOU BASS DOGS
Let’s just get the terrible-pun lede out of the way: It’s time to rock out with your cocker spaniel out. Sorry, but it had to be done. At any rate, heavy metal music shreds. It’s loud, angry, usually...
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#TBT: JOAN RIVERS VS. GWAR
Is Gwar the Joan Rivers of the heavy metal game? Is Joan Rivers the Gwar of delightfully bitchy talk-show hosts? Are both of these nonsensical comparisons and completely off-base? In order: no, no, and...
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#WWWTF: WE FOUND THE WORST WEBSITE IN EXISTENCE
Uncork your champagne, we did it! We’ve located the worst website to have ever been created in the still-nascent history of the internet! It’s truly execrable, so now that your champagne’s been...
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IN THE TUBES: EVERY POP-PUNK VOCALIST
Let’s say you want to go to a pop-punk concert. Calm down! I’m not accusing you of anything, I’m just saying, for hypothetical purposes, what if you wanted to go see Modern Baseball or Pity Sex? Going...
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